people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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