You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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