Everything about him screamed your future.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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