Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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