Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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