i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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