is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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