you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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