What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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