theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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