Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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