Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Pooping to opera.
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