He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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