You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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