i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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