super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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