we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
