And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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