Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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