Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If that was your dad, he is hot
I think i peed on brittanys purse
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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