i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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