Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
