So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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