hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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