are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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