so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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