Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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