doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
You can't special order awesome
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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