What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How does it feel to date your dad?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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