is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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