I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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