The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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