I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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