I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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