He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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