I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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