I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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