Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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