I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
this hospital has no fireball
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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