Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The best revenge is premature balding
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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