Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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