I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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