strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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