so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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