Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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