im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Boobs are out for the taking
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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