Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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