Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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