It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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