I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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