Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Semen is not good for contacts.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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