Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize