how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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